Superchill things SuperchillKP recommends

Here’s a list of super awesomely chill things you should all check out:

#1. Season 1 of Gossip Girl (if you are a girl or Furious T, otherwise you’ll regret it).  Teenagers in school uniforms will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart.

#2. Where The Light is – John Mayer. Amazing album and I cannot stop listening to it. I also watched the concert on DVD, but I’m not going to lie, I skipped to the songs I knew very well, but I couldn’t stop watching when I put it on…totally rocks!

#3. http://www.jakeandamir.com – Someone from work recommend I watch these guys and they are soo funny. If someone wants to buy me a Jake and Amir T Shirt, I will love you forever!!

#4. Sour Patch Kids – if I am ever in a bad mood, just buy me these, the GANG did and they cheered me right up!

#5. Marble Slab – sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet

#6. Tanya’s coming home in 14 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#7. Just Dance – Lady Gaga….I can’t stop listening to it today.

Brad S

I saw Mr. Squires this morning.  LOVE HIM!  I was so happy to see him, it’s been forever.  A lunch date was promised, so let’s hope it’s delivered!  w00t!!

Demotion!

I was officially demoted today.

Strangely, as much as I love the job, I felt a strange sense of calmness at work today, only having to focus on one thing at once. So I guess it’s a nice change for now, but I still miss it. Sad Sad Sad. Whatever.  I did however enjoy discussing perineums (I didn’t even know what that was) and how to pleasure them with Tom and Michel.

Oh and we have roommates and it is awesome! Good Times!

I miss Liz and Jen Osborne

I miss Liz. I miss Jen big “O” Osborne.  I don’t know who I miss more. Dear Liz and Jen please come home.

Cops is NOT for HICKS

Watching Cops on a Saturday night is not what hicks do.

There’s nothing wrong with it at all.

People who get pulled over in golf carts are not hicks…drug dealers are not hicks.

Only country people are hicks and I have never seen a Cops episode that is out on a farm, so whatever.  Cops is not for hicks.  Everyone watches it, so deal.

Don’t eat yellow snow.

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